clown-dick:

for someone who pretends to have no emotions whatsoever im really sensitive

FUCK YOU, I NEVER MISS AN EPISODE OF GLEE!
— my 50 year old father yelling at the tv in response to “and that’s what you missed on glee!” (via averyfunperson)

hiyokoizumi:

if you hav e a crush on me, please follow these steps:

  1. tell me
  2.  
  3.  
  4. PLEA S e
  5.  

penguin-of-doom:

What do you call a man who is short, speaks in rhymes, and is able to spin straw into gold?

No really I’m not joking here, he’s coming for my firstborn in three days and I need to figure out his name.